Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.