Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there’s a knock on the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns.
"Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver.
"Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99."
The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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