The best jokes about men

Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, work
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. "He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him. He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.  Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education." Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"  "Oh," replied Jim " at Yale." "That's very good, excellent. You're hired! Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?" Jim answered "I don't care. Yimi or Mr. Yonson."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, school, work
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 58.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: men
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, car, men, sex
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men
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