The best jokes about men

Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
General Peter Pollock, the Navy Chief was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. General Pollock arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Pollock asks: "So how are your men Marshall?" "Very well trained, Peter." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls an under-trainee and says: "James! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As James ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Pollock and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: atheist, men, military, navy
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can’t find him!" St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn’t make it to Heaven." This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I’m in the right place?" "My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn’t!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, heaven, men
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
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