The best jokes about men

Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
How is a man like a microwave oven? Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
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