Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."
Everyone laughed.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.
He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
Vote:
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!