Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Vote:
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention.
It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk.
"What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle?
That's a stupid!
Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it.
I've got something else though.
It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude.
You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"