The best jokes about men

Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?" "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk. "A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!" "In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
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