My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart.
I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.
Simply devastated.
Won’t you please consider coming back to me?
You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill.
I can never marry another woman quite like you.
I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning?
I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.