The best jokes about men

My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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