The best jokes about women

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: women
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: women
1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
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