A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."