The best kids jokes

Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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