Most babies born today are very young.
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.