Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."