The best kids jokes

Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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