Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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