The best lesbian jokes

Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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