A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.