The best jokes about life

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
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Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
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My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Me: "I'm finally happy!" Life: "Lol, wait a sec."
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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