Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.