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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
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