The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
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has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: flirt, light bulb
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 56.43 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 53.70 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
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