Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling!
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?