# The best math jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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