How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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