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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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