The best mean jokes

The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.
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has 82.02 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: management, mean, work
A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. "Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man." His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video," he bravely answers.
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has 82.00 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, mean, wedding
A priest and a nun were on a mission trip up in the mountains when a snowstorm Came up. They saw an abandoned log cabin and went inside. The priest started a fire in the fireplace and found blankets and a sleeping bag but only one bed. The priest told the nun that she could sleep on the bed and he would sleep in the sleeping bag in the floor. As they were alone and beginning to get settled. The young nun said, "father?" in a song-song voice. He answered, "yes, sister?" "I'm cold." The priest got up and went to the closet and got another blanket and covered the nun. As he was settling back into his sleeping bag, she again said, "father?" "Yes, sister?" "I'm still cold." The priest got up and got another blanket from the closet and added it to the sisters' bed, tucking her in. He climbed back into the sleeping bag. Just as he was getting settled and the fire was crackling she called out to him again. "I'm still cold!" He said, "sister?" "Yes?" "We are all alone out here in this cabin in the mountains." "Yes, we are!" "Just this once... Yes? Just tonight... yes? Do you want to pretend that we are married?" "Oh yes! I do!" "Ok... get up and get your own dang blanket!"
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has 81.95 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean, priest, weather
Three couples are having a picnic. One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey." The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar." Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."
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has 81.89 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: couple, food, mean, men, vulgar
Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.
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has 81.22 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, mean, vulgar
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
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has 80.86 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: mean
I can't see the point of going to a lap-dancing club. If I wanted a woman who would take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would get married.
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has 80.73 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: marriage, mean, money, sex, women
Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage, mean, wife
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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has 80.29 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
If you see me smiling, I'm probably thinking of doing something evil. If I'm laughing, I've already done it.
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: life, mean
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