The best jokes about men

Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, "Ohh my god Texas chairs are really big." He went to a bar he asked for a bear and when the bar tender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, "Wooww Texas mugs are really big." Later he asked the bar tender were is the bathroom and the bar tender said, "Strait on your right." But the guy went on his left and when he entered the room he slipped and feel in the swimming pool and said, "Don't flush don't flush!"
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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If you catch a man…throw him back.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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