The best jokes about men

Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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What does a man call true love? An erection.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak! They would automatically shut off when they weren’t being used. You wouldn’t have to wait for them to recharge after each shot. They last longer and come with a warranty. You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle. They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it. They come in fashion colors. You can keep them in maximum zoom. They come with replaceable or adjustable parts. The parts that count are portable. They don’t mind over-exposure. They respond to the slightest touch. The one you want is available at a KMART near you.
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What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
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