The best jokes about men

A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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