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This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
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Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
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Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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