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Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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General Peter Pollock, the Navy Chief was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. General Pollock arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Pollock asks: "So how are your men Marshall?" "Very well trained, Peter." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls an under-trainee and says: "James! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As James ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Pollock and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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