Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
How is a man like a microwave oven? Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.