The best jokes about men

Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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