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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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