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What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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