What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.