10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.