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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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