The best jokes about men

Man: Great idea, bad design.
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
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How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
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Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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