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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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