Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."