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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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