What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.