What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.