How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 51.98 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 49.51 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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