How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys? A: With a crowbar.
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans. The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die. The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door. The Germans say, why do you want a car door. The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.