What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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