The best music jokes

Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 59.76 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
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