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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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