Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.