Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?