Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.