Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth.
And now, you're in your Vegas years.
You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet.
But you're still the King.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!