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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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