The best music jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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