The best music jokes

Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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Baby, baby, baby ooh! Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber? Daughter: No, I'm watching porn. Mom: Oh, thank goodness.
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