Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
Baby, baby, baby ooh! Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber? Daughter: No, I'm watching porn. Mom: Oh, thank goodness.