The best music jokes

Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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has 72.06 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: birthday, music, party, terrorist
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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