The best music jokes

I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 66.97 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, music
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
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