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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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