The best music jokes

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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