What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.