Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.